Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Beware of spider monkeys

I feel like I just got my ass kicked by a gorilla.  Wait...no.  Not a gorilla.  If I got my ass kicked by a gorilla, I wouldn't have any arms and my face would be plastered on the wall (you heard what happened when that lady tangled with a chimp right?).  Alright, so maybe not a gorilla, more like a tag team of spider monkeys.  You know, the kind you diaper and keep as pets?  Yeah, it feels like a pair of those little assholes went to town on my legs with a pair a pliers and a blowtorch.

So the reason I feel like ass right now (other than the spider monkeys) is because yesterday I started a running plan.  Note that I haven't actually run for more than 15 seconds since college.  Basically, it's a plan to get a couch potato like me into good enough shape to run a 5k over the course of about 3 or 4 months.  My wife is really interested in getting in shape with me, so I think I'm going to hold off on continuing the plan for a few months until she is ready too.

1 comment:

  1. A blowtorch? Alright. :D

    I'm very nervous about c2k - you'd really seemed terribly uncomfortable. :S

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